marie.antoinette

Apr 18

Shoes - Zara, Skirt - Romwe, Blazer - Gina Tricot, Necklace - Topshop, Tank - Monki (image: victoriatornegren)

what-do-i-wear:

design collaboration with Blaque Market (image: lusttforlife)

comeoncloserxo:

Coming up.. 😁 #maccosmetics #makeup #ilovemaciggirls #anastasiabeverlyhills

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Apr 17

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

(via bowribbonsandpearls)

so today I called customer support for my mac

Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family

that’s hilarious

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